Friday, October 3, 2008

It reads worse than it sounded...

...and it didn't sound good!

"Say it ain't so, Joe, there you go again pointing backwards again. You preferenced [sic] your whole comment with the Bush administration. Now doggone it, let's look ahead and tell Americans what we have to plan to do for them in the future. You mentioned education and I'm glad you did. I know education you are passionate about with your wife being a teacher for 30 years, and god bless her. Her reward is in heaven, right? I say, too, with education, America needs to be putting a lot more focus on that and our schools have got to be really ramped up in terms of the funding that they are deserving. Teachers needed to be paid more. I come from a house full of school teachers. My grandma was, my dad who is in the audience today, he's a schoolteacher, had been for many years. My brother, who I think is the best schoolteacher in the year, and here's a shout-out to all those third graders at Gladys Wood Elementary School, you get extra credit for watching the debate," -Sarah Palin on her plans for education policy last night.


I think we're just reading it wrong, though--she's speaking in verse (as Slate helped out with recently).  Here are my interpretations:

Say it ain't so, 
Joe,
there you go
again
pointing backwards
again.

***
I say, too, with education,
America needs to be putting a lot more focus on that
and our schools have got to be
really ramped up
in terms of the funding
that they are deserving.

***

My grandma was,
my dad who is
in the audience today,
he's a schoolteacher,
had been for many years.

***

My brother,
who I think
is the best schoolteacher of the year,
and here's a shout-out
to all those third-graders 
at Gladys Wood Elementary School, 
you get extra credit

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